((LJ Character Meme))
((whoops casually just steals from youhatetimetravel))
eatthedamncorpse started following you
You narrow your eyes at the woman.
… don’t hang around him or his friends if you want to live. They’re nothing but a bunch of green, time-traveling assholes, especially that one.
You snarl at the thought of Clover, with that perpetual smug look on his face.
[She snorts] Give me a break, he looks completely harmless. What’s he gonna do, “adorable” me to death?
[This guy’s a jerk]
via lipstick-chainsaw-deactivated20 (originally lipstick-chainsaw-deactivated20)
lipstick-chainsaw started following you
[OH BUT HE SEEMS SO CUTE AND INNOCENT. NOTHING ABOUT HIM MAKES HER FEEL HYSTERICAL AT ALL]
I was just wondering around. City’s a decent place to walk around, not like anyone ever bothers me. [If they know what’s good for them. Causally ignores the lipstick in her purse]
‘sides, I was trying to find a place to get some food at.
/YOU SAY THAT NOW. YOU. SAY. THAT. NOW. HEHEHEHE.
Oh, what with the diverse amount of ruffians they’ve got here, I wouldn’t have been surprised if someone was to snatch you right off the sidewalk, hee! I shouldn’t say terrible things like that though, oops~
However, I do know of a few decent places to eat at. I can get anything I want in this town! If you’d like, heeheehee, I could treat you out tonight!
via lipstick-chainsaw-deactivated20 (originally luckylittleshit)
lipstick-chainsaw started following you
Kid?! Please, I’m an adult, heeheehee! Thank you though, I really am a little cutie pie~ I’m Clover!
/oops he casually just bows and tips his hat WHAT A LITTLE GENTLEMAN!
And you are?
[Casually impressed with his manners, NOTHING SEEMS OFF ABOUT HIM AT ALL]
Really? Coulda fooled me. Nice to meetcha Clover, name’s Hysterical Dame. You can just call me Dame for short if ya prefer.
/OH YOU SAY THAT NOW BUT OHOHO WAIT UNTIL GANG SHIT
It’s alright, I get that a lot! But it’s nice to meet you, miss Dame, heehee~! What’s a nice lady doing out by yourself around here anyhow?
via lipstick-chainsaw-deactivated20 (originally luckylittleshit)
lipstick-chainsaw started following you
Heehee, didn’t think I’d meet any other lovely lookin’ ladies other than Snowy~! Hello there, miss!
Well aren’t you the charmer? Cute kid too, in a small, green sort of way. What’s your name?
Kid?! Please, I’m an adult, heeheehee! Thank you though, I really am a little cutie pie~ I’m Clover!
/oops he casually just bows and tips his hat WHAT A LITTLE GENTLEMAN!
And you are?
via lipstick-chainsaw-deactivated20 (originally luckylittleshit)
lipstick-chainsaw started following you
Heehee, didn’t think I’d meet any other lovely lookin’ ladies other than Snowy~! Hello there, miss!
twoofclubs started following you
Oooooh. Heehee, hi Deuce!
HI CLOVER!
Heeheehee, how have you been~!
I’VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?
Likewise! It’s been a super long time since we last saw each other, don’t you think~?
YES, WAY TOO LONG! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GO FOR SO LONG?
Heeheehee, that’ll just be my little secret for now! Sorry, Deuce~
via twoofclubs (originally luckylittleshit)
twoofclubs started following you
Oooooh. Heehee, hi Deuce!
HI CLOVER!
Heeheehee, how have you been~!
I’VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?
Likewise! It’s been a super long time since we last saw each other, don’t you think~?
via twoofclubs (originally luckylittleshit)
twoofclubs started following you
Oooooh. Heehee, hi Deuce!
HI CLOVER!
Heeheehee, how have you been~!
via twoofclubs (originally luckylittleshit)
one-die-too-many started following you
Took you guys long enough to find me! Heeheehee, hi there Die!
Sorry we’re late.
So good to see you, Clover. It feels like it’s been ages!
-6
Probably hasn’t but you know how these time things work with us~! Darn these timeline shenanigans, heehee! How’ve you been doing then?
Busy. I have been unbelievably busy since Itchy tore my doll in two.
-6
Ooooh, he’s gonna get in trouble~ Heehee, your doll probably didn’t deserve such a fate, right?
via onedietoomany (originally luckylittleshit)
